Whenever I write, I am a totally different person. Heart Yngrid is so different from Ayi. Heart Yngrid is sensible, creative, perfectionist, romantic, and witty. While Ayi is the complete opposite of Heart Yngrid. Ayi is nonsense, lame, messy, unromantic, and absent-minded. Therefore, Heart Yngrid is not Ayi, But we share one body. I dunno how the hell did that become possible. Maybe I have a split personality? I hope that doesn’t qualify me for a straitjacket though.
Anyway, Heart Yngrid is the one who has fans, not Ayi. In fact, I am also her fan. I am her greatest fan ever! So, to those who are saying that they’re HY’s no.1 fan, move over because I am the real one. Lol. No, this isn’t narcissism because as I’ve said earlier, we are two different entities. Let’s compare.
Heart Yngrid has won these awards in writing:
and also had two of her novels adapted as TV series:
She has written over 100 books and some of them have Reader’s Choice seal:
While Ayi has won these:
and also these:
Okay, you still have eyesight, don’t worry. You hadn’t become blind for a second. They were really BLANK. Ha ha. All right, I had a few accomplishments as Ayi. But they are very tiny, you may have to use a microscope to see them. Like Best in English in high school (and I never imagined being the best in English because I was really not that fluent. maybe my classmates were all “bulol” that’s why, ha ha), Teacher’s Favorite (I think I have the gift of being a favorite, maybe it’s not because I was intelligent. Maybe it’s because of my charm. ha ha ha…), I always top the class (seriously, but I belong to a so-so section in high school. I wonder why I never got to the highest section. Maybe because I was lazy?), I almost reached the general average grade for Cumlaude! (But I know it’s my fault that I didn’t because I was so darn lazy. I hate school. I used to cut classes, like seriously.) I magically got high scores in exams and I swear it’s not because I cheated! I even had managed to pass the Licensure Exam for Teachers even if I was very sick the day I took the exam.
Hmmm, what else? I guess, nothing more. My being lazy and carefree as a student did not help me earn awards or any concrete accomplishments. But at least, I graduated. But if I look into it, I should’ve accomplished a lot if only I persevered and I quit being a slacker.
Heart Yngrid receives tons of fan mails every single day. Ayi reads them for her. Lol. And If it weren’t for Heart Yngrid, Ayi wouldn’t own a Louis Vuitton. Lololol. Okay, so Heart Yngrid is way cooler than Ayi. No doubt about that. Ayi is definitely no match to Heart Yngrid. But hey, I’m glad we share the same body. How cool is that?
I love you, Heart Yngrid! You are really cool! Please get me a Prada next time 😀